This game has a good intro graphic, and then I wonder why the game creator decided to piss on a dead cat and write code with the rotting and piss covered corpse.
Woof, dude. You need to stop giving the people such glorious games without asking for something in return... Let's cuddle. I want you to tower over me.
It's less like towering, and more like I have to pick the Scrumpulate off my shoes with a tweezer.