Seamanwarrior61

I am Seamanwarrior824. Well, at least, I was, until I was forced to make alt account after alt account.

Long ago, kongregate was a peaceful place of entertainment, but everything changed when the trolls attacked. I was one of the unfortunate victims to be attacked by several of those trolls, They are the unbearable horror that plague this website. Today, even the games are terrible. Most games can’t even be called games. kongregate, once a place for people to happily chat, now became a war ground for everyone to fall down. I got tricked into joining this site because of the badges, which serve no purpose whatsoever. Now, I’m in war against several unbearable plague monsters known as the trolls, even as you read this description. If you want to know me better, I have a description below.

Nickname: Seamanwarrior824 (main account name before it got banned)

Gender: Male (I figured out that trolls can’t tell genders apart)

Personality: Hard hittting

Occupation: Sailing

Element: Water (I regretted this decision later)

Likes: Killing trolls, Good games (kongregate only has a few from the older better times), Japan, Asia, Setting sail to the asian lands, Killing trolls, Japanese games, Japanese culture, Japanese language, Disgaea games (Level 9999 FTW), Killing trolls, RPG games (especially if they have no level cap at all), Browsing the net for something different, Looking for ways to kill ponies, Exposing bronies to Luna Games (That will teach them for clopping), Killing trolls, Anime (as long as it is english dubbed), Hand sweating,

Dislikes/Hates: trolls, shitty games (hellgregate consists mainly of them), trolls, justin bieber (That’s it. I don’t have to explain anything else), trolls, sonic (You will figure it out yourself soon enough), trolls, war (what happens all the time in kongregate), trolls, game-less games (grey/white screens. broken links etc.), trolls, webpages in flash format (Not apropriate for a website like this), trolls, people who can’t read (The people that I will mention below are guilty of this sin), trolls, people with no soul (Again, the people below also suffer this sin), trolls, people who can’t identify genders apart (yet again, the people below), trolls, shemales, trolls, bakadius stupidius idiocy (what the people below mainly say), trolls, MLP:Fim (all adult men I meet clop to it), trolls, bronies (Bronies make me sad.), trolls, ponies from MLP:Fim, trolls, all the ponies of the ‘’mane six’‘, trolls, ponyville (worst name for a town ever), trolls, applebloom haunting computers, trolls, bullies, trolls, jews, trolls, stupid people, trolls, retards, trolls, word censored because it brings back bad feelings when I hear it, trolls, sweden, trolls, stockholm, trolls, treblinka, trolls, kamp amersfoort, trolls, israel (worst land ever), trolls, people who are addicted to porn, trolls, porn, trolls, giant tits, trolls, CoD (should be renamed Childerens online Daycare), trolls, anti-games, trolls, trolls, trolls, EA (who won the worst company in america award twice in a row), trolls, square enix (they purchased my favorite gaming company), trolls, lies, trolls, rigged bonus wheels (bonus wheels where you are only bound to get rewarded once every 4 months), trolls, FPS games (they have become stereotypical) subtitled japanese-voices anime (I am sick and tired of staring at the bottom of the screen for the rest of the episodes’ duration), trolls, pornography that is used to demand attention, trolls, irate gamer (he called super mario world a NES game), trolls, tobuscus (baby voicing lets plays every day), trolls, pewdiepie (most immature fanbase ever. also, he is swedish), trolls, fred, trolls, angry birds (most overrated game in existence since Childerens online Daycare), trolls, Club Penguin (It is so stupid and annoying, that it is not even worth the time to play it. Also, the F word in chat is also known as the quit button), trolls, flies (annoying little pests), trolls, fakers, trolls, imposters, trolls, semen, trolls, semen slurping, trolls, rayman raving rabbids (worst controls ever), trolls, star wars kid (Worst fandom in history since the laughing panther’s death), trolls, star wars (it was the fault of the star wars kid), trolls, all of staline’s made up words, trolls, the word japonie (made up by staline), trolls, clones, trolls, cloning, trolls, staline, trolls, being banned, trolls, ’’superwords’’ (what staline calls his made up words), trolls, clowns (they are serial killers), trolls, dora (her games are not even games), trolls, kongregate in it’s entiriety (I never should’ve joined it in the first place), trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls, trolls,

To-do list:
Shut down kongregate (Enough said)

Preffered equipment: Axe (previously Sword), Medium-weight armor,

Special Techniques:
Axe-Mill: Chop Chop goes the Axe-Mill! Attacks 2 targets 16 times each with 12% less base accuracy and 30% damage. 35% chance to leave the enemy bleeding for 5 turns. Deals 750% more damage to trolls.
Everybody Do The Plok!: Combine the love of Doing The Flop with a Plank to flat-ness! Attacks 6 targets for an additional +750 damage, plus 20% of Agility and Strength. 80% chance to lower foe’s defense by 25% for 3 turns. Deals 2500% more damage to trolls.
Pit of DIE! From the depths of koridai, comes the pit of DIE! Attacks 9 targets for an additional +7000 damage, plus 40% of Strength, Defence, Agility, and Intelligence. 3% chance to instantly kill one random target. Instantly kills trolls with 100% success rate.

Passive Abilities:
Primary: Total Revenge: Decreases stats of all trolls by 99%.
Secondary: Power Shield: Increases Defence by a certain amount depending on how damaged self is.

Below are the worst of the worst, the trolls themselves, the most angrevating of disasters ever, an unbearable garbage yard of utter jackass-ery, the biggest faggots of entire kongregate:

staline (A very VERY active motherfucker): The current worst of the bunch. He can’t read, hence why he mentions non-existent ’’shemale’’s all the time, which proves that he can’t tell genders apart. He also has a habit of making up non-sensical words and calls them ’’superwords’’, even though there is no such thing. Has no idea what makes a game and what doesn’t. He is a big fan of the worst ’’developer’’ of kongregate, as well as a fan of the most hated clan of the bronies. He is blind to entertainment, and only thinks of bad decisions with malicious intent. His catchphrases are ‘’what a ridickulous avatar exclamnation mark’’ and ’’shadap’’. He also hates kongregate’s default avatars.