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tiriinx: Sephyy, do you ever get an itch to eradicate all the jews?
kainic: no
kainic: who would make my bagels
Sephyy: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap~ Nevermind that link… Also, why would I do that!? Who would get my food for me.
AerohillB: Tiri no No NO
kainic: i like seinfeld
Sephyy: Aero, Tiri is being a bad kid again.
tiriinx: Just like the germans were between 1932-1945
kainic: what were the germans doing then
Sephyy: We were misunderstood.. That’s all.. He said he wanted a glass of juice, not what you heard. :I
tiriinx: Kain, they were inventing the Frankfurter Würstchen
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PepsiPoP: “This game literally vacumned the flesh off of my body.”
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Sephyy: My organs and other entrails would be falling onto the floor. :I
PepsiPoP: You wouldn’t need them
PepsiPoP: You could sell them on the black market for tons of cash!
IfOnlyIf: What.
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Takuaboy: There’s a world outside of Kongregate?…
Twigthepanda: Ha
Twigthepanda: Blasphemy
Sephyy: Takua you should know that, you’re drug outside of the house all the time.
Sephyy: I’ve been outside…
Sephyy: The graphics suck….
ndrew99: No they dont D:
Sephyy: Also the controls aren’t something I’m used to, and I don’t like it. ;^;"
ndrew99: Theyre the most realistic youve ever seen.
Twigthepanda: I heard they don’t cheat codes…
Twigthepanda: have
Sephyy: There’s no cheat codes?! Never going outside. -10/10 not attracted to it at all.
micaturtle: yeah, the controls to that dumb “IRL” are lame. you can’t even fireball!
Twigthepanda: *gasp
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PyroDragon: “I swear to ****ing God, these developers couldn’t have made a worse game if they ****ed a **** in the eyeball and ****ed a ****ing ****er with a rake!” Yahtzee
Lunairetic: oh it’s an adlib!@
Lunairetic: i’ll fill in the blanks
PyroDragon: Seems like something he’d say
Lunairetic: swim / heal / find / clip / peek / zing
Sephyy: I swear to swimming god, these developers couldn’t have made a worse game if they healed a find in the eyeball and clipped a peeking zinger with a rake.
Sephyy: Makes perfect sense.
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