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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

It’s your boy SKINNY erectile tissue arranged in three columns, the whole being covered with skin. BOOM!

QUACK, QUACK!

Listen in if you want to know where I live.

F*CK YOU FAGGOT42069666!

- “Hey Ralph! How much is a copy of Orgasm?”
- “Uh, just put ’em in a bag, will ya?”
- “What?”
- “Orgasm. This man wants to buy a copy. How much is it?”
- “I’m doing a sociological study on perversion – up to advanced child molesting.”

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

Joke spotlight: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Daily joke: How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

Daily joke: How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

Daily joke: How is sex like a game of bridge?

Daily joke:
Where does a waitress with only one leg work?

How is a girlfriend like a laxative?

They both irritate the shit out of you.

What’s the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?

There are twenty of them.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

I AM ON A ROLL!