Knight, do not say such a thing. We were (As far as my limited history knows) possibly the first country in the New World to establish rights of freedom(limited at first) and a Constitution. Gemini, that's a bias and racist comment.
1. Pet store slot 5. 2. Boutique slot 6. 3. News stand far left and bench right after. 4. Upgrade pet store once. 5. Bus stop. 6. Toy store slot 7. 8. Benches and ads - random to slow shoppers. 9. Upgrade toy, boutique and pet to max. 10. Jewelry slot 4. 11. Electric slot 8. 12. Restaraunt slot 1. 13. Furniture slot 3. 14. Supermarket slot 2. 15. Upgrade at leisure. 16. Win all levels. 17. Keep It Alive IT WORKS
For everyone stuck on the 999th level this will explain, to enter the castle you must first dig up the grave of the jester, put on his costume, do the merry dance and wait for the drawbridge to lower, you have to keep dancing across the drawbridge because if you stop the drawbridge will be drawn up again. Once your inside the castle, take the magic pencil, draw the door open to the boss and be sure to erase your entrance. Once at the boss he'll start to throw magic hammers at you, use your magic pencil to erase the hammers and draw a cannon, fill the cannon with flowers and fire it at the boss, he will die and you'll have access to the bonus stage and level 1000