Shasta12

•I am the stalker of many here on kongregate.
•I am a active forum poster, and am in the Dragon Knights (TDK).
•I am many things yet more.
•I have said enough. I am hungry. Make me a sammich.
Things that is mine that others own:
•My hands belong to God
•My soul to the Devil(gambling is bad.)
•My mind to the computer and the internet, for it shall continue to entice me,
•Everything else is for sale at the moment.
You wish to play chess?
..A BC D E F G H..
8♜♝♞♛♚♝♞♜ 8
7♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ 7
6▓ ▒ ▓ ▒ ▓▒ ▓ ▒ 6
5▒ ▓ ▒ ▓ ▒▓ ▒ ▓ 5
4▓ ▒ ▓ ▒ ▓▒ ▓ ▒ 4
3▒ ▓ ▒ ▓ ▒▓ ▒ ▓ 3
2♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ 2
1♖♘♗♕♔♗♘♖ 1
..A BC D E F G H..
So be it. I shall undoubtedly win.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parentsDAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “DAMN… THAT WAS FUN”
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’MHOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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‎99% teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are part of the 1%, sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses,(of course i would be in the front row) screaming “DO A BACKFLIP!” copy and paste this as your status.