ChaoticBrain
Nov. 05, 2010
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A warning to all future players: You WILL develop an irrational hatred of muffins after you've played this game.
What happens to people who already hate muffins?!
Dear children, now, if you die, you can jsut press the revive button beside the music name. Also, you may drop from a 1 and 1/2 story pole and hit your head, and survive, then walk and get your beer!
Assain Intelligence Man:Sir, apparently we have new data. Assassin:What is it? AIM:Apparently they have heat-seaking bullets inside their newly-issued G18 machine pistols, and their grammar is atrocious! Assassin:Shut up and get me a coffee...
"Hey Commander, I just found this here knife in our client's shoulder, what should we do?" "Easy Private, let's just go check that big space between the walls." "But there's a footprin-" "Just do as we say, we've been doing this for years..." "And the killer hasn't been caught?" "Um..."
@XCalibre 7.)Do not attempt to save living civilians, proceed to let oncoming car crush them 8.)Wait atleast 20 seconds after beingon the windshield before shooting the target driver.