“I love lucky loots, Spec ops ak47 in the fridge a couple days ago…. Chainsaw in the garbage bag…. a nail bat in a drawyer for some reason..”
“Honey, I went to get a coca cola out of the fridge, why is there a modified assault rifle in there?”
“Because I put it there, thats why!”
“Oh, okay.”
“Honey, I was washing the clothes when I found this… thing. Why is this bat with rusty nails in our dryer?”
“BECAUSE I PUT IT THERE THATS WHY YOU DUMB WHORE”
“Oh, OKAY ASSHOLE” Pulls out the AK47 and shoots the shit out of her husband
And that is why you found them.
show more“I love lucky loots, Spec ops ak47 in the fridge a couple days ago…. Chainsaw in the garbage bag…. a nail bat in a drawyer for some reason..”
“Honey, I went to get a coca cola out of the fridge, why is there a modified assault rifle in there?”
“Because I put it there, thats why!”
“Oh, okay.”
“Honey, I was washing the clothes when I found this… thing. Why is this bat with rusty nails in our dryer?”
“BECAUSE I PUT IT THERE THATS WHY YOU DUMB WHORE”
“Oh, OKAY ASSHOLE” Pulls out the AK47 and shoots the shit out of her husband
And that is why you found them.
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