Right click. 2)Click "Settings". 3)Click the Microphone tab at the bottom. 4)Right click in the popdown menu (Note: You don't actually have to pop down the popdown menu, just right click on the empty bar). 5)Click "Play" in the right click popdown menu. Now you can play the game. Enjoy.
Award 1: PLAY, TAKE OFF PANTS, PULL DOOR, SIT TOILET, SHIT
Award 2: PLAY, TAKE OFF PANTS, SHIT
Award 3: PLAY, SHIT
Award 4: PLAY, PULL DOOR, SIT TOILET, SHIT
Award 5: PLAY, SEPPUKU
Award 6: PLAY, FART SLOWLY, TAKE PILLS (Wait for the pills to work)
Award 7: (Same as above, you get it just after getting Award 6)
Award 8: SHIT (Type it in the starting screen)
Award 9: PLAY (Wait for the time to run out)
FINAL AWARD: (Get all of the awards listed above)
THIS GAME MADE ME ' LOL! :P
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