Shutitdummy's Comments

I belive coming back from the dead 42 times counts as a superpower.

Dammit, I JUST got the Picma music out of my head.

I swear, every time I see bikini armor I'm 80% pissed and 20% turned on.

This game was far too short and far too easy. Using the different heroes made virtually no difference, so what's the point?

A game about suicide bombing?

I can kind of tolerate the twitching, but when you make a perfect shot miss, then you violate all laws of video games everywhere.

For the first time, I'm glad I have to replay a game for a badge.

2 of my first 3 quests were to defeat legendary monsters. This shouldn't be.

Best. Storyline. Ever.

Apparently nobody who plays this has a long enough attention span to get past level 8. By the time I get there 3 people are always afk and 2 people have died.

I'd give Nerdook a 5/5 if I could.

Have to defeat 227 highest-ranked mercenaries after quests to get ally status. >.>

Anyone else click this hoping it would be a sequel to necronator?

I can't load my game. There's a crazy glitch where it cycles through all of the areas when I try to load it.

@PiraHC Bringing emotion to a flash game that can be played in 20 minutes is not as easy (not that it's ever really easy) as bringing emotion to a book that one can read for days or weeks. It's unexpected, it's out of place, it's special among a medium filled with games that include bison bodyslamming gummybears and even weirder concepts that I can't remember right now.

It's sad that it's almost impossible for a White Robe to reach rank one and still do everything else the game has to offer. The game is great, but it's extremely easy to do everything as nuetral and there's not enough time at all to do things as White Robe.

I just won with 32 hours left. Beat that luck anyone.

Mag-firckin'-nificent

The reason there isn't a "pass enemy" button is because it would be even easier than it already is. Let's just bypass everything and go straight for their castle.

It's damn sad that Epic War 4 is rated above this masterpiece of a game.