Shwaaa

Shwaaa is big fat blue blob with green antennas and a donkey head. I has braces on my teethsees and I have four arms. I have one leg that is a unicycle.
I am Shwaaa
I live in Schwaaaland where we eat moderators. I don’t like moderators. They bony and taste funny. Is why I eat chicken. Chicken is good for you, you know. Just what a growing Shwaaa needs.
Shwaaa number one fan is trebach, who loves Shwaaa very much.
trebach: Sweet Zombie Jesus, do not be Shwaaa
See? He talk about Shwaaa. He love Shwaaa.