"Congressperson The Doctor was nearly involved in a serious automobile accident today. They discovered that their brake lines had been cut when they tried to stop at a red light."
Somebody really ought to do something about those Daleks. They're turning into some real pests.
People actually had to make this reference twice before I put it together. Turns out I can't watch TV when all my spare time is spent working on Clout D:
What does it say about Congress that a version full of juvenile people, probably half of whom don’t even show up for the game anymore, spending their time doing coke, painkillers, interns, and assassinations of high level government officials is STILL better than what we have IRL?
You may want to do something about balance when an enemy can use 5 different attacks all on the same turn and regular gang members can beat up the hero who stopped Daddy-O.
I just want to say I love the subteruge info screen.
"There have been a total of 7131 undiscovered scandalous acts committed by active politicians.
You were responsible for X of those.
You have a 100% chance of reelection."
People actually had to make this reference twice before I put it together. Turns out I can't watch TV when all my spare time is spent working on Clout D: