SilentceWing

I am a professional teleporter. If you don’t know what that means I move from point A to point C without going through point B, and I get paid to do it. Unfortunately, I’m not very good at it, so I often end up a couple lightyears away from where I was aiming. Somehow I always manage to get back to Earth though.

Well that’s me=D.
Disclaimer:I take no responsibility for anything bad at all.