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Just Trolling
Oct. 11, 2012
Rating: -4
lil_sexy, please tell me you're just trolling.
Oct. 09, 2012
Rating: 5
Jack Walters don't need Gravity. Gravity needs Jack Walters.
Oct. 03, 2012
Rating: 11
Why don't the Ethiopians just eat the flies?!
Sep. 26, 2012
Rating: -8
Neeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuurr--BOOM! ♪FIRST TOWER DOWN♪ Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuur-- *Controlled demolition* ♪SECOND TOWER DOWN♪
Sep. 17, 2012
Rating: -11
One time, I headbutted a T-Rex and it combusted.
Aug. 05, 2012
Rating: -10
Pablo654, that post gave me Progeria.
Ultimate Assassin 2
Jul. 25, 2012
Rating: 2
@awesomeedjt I feel sorry for your parents for having to put up with a failed abortion like yourself. I really feel for them.
Jul. 17, 2012
@intoracktlol Please tell me you're joking and haven't caught a case of the stupid.
Jul. 09, 2012
Rating: 32
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I switched to guard duty. It pays better wages, it's safer, and I also get to see my family.
Jul. 05, 2012
@fangorn_dragon No, because that would take time and money. Try hacking.
Jul. 03, 2012
Rating: -3
@p4u13 Why's it your concern? ¬_¬
Infectonator : World Dominator
Jul. 01, 2012
Rating: 1
@EthanB35 It has Pixel as a tag, what the hell were you expecting?
Jun. 27, 2012
*That awkward moment where it doesn't matter what your avatar is, as long as you're a nigga*
Jun. 20, 2012
Remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
Jun. 17, 2012
Rating: -6
Show me your genitals.
Vector Stunt
Jun. 16, 2012
For some reason, my mp3s won't load at all and I'm left with the default song. Could this be because I'm using Google Chrome to play this?
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