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Witch Hunt

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Feb. 09, 2015

Rating: 5

Excellent boob.. game I mean.

Relive Your Life

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Apr. 19, 2014

Rating: 1

Skipped school, got rejected by a few hoes, became a pilot, feel asleep on the job and crashed killing everyone on board - including Morgan Freeman. Not bad.

Hippolyta

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Apr. 18, 2014

Rating: -2

Not sure whether to focus on the gameplay or the tits jiggling up and down.

Flood Runner 4

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Apr. 15, 2014

Rating: 8

This is probably the hardest "medium" badge on Greg and the upgrades don't help you for shi...

Doodle God

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Dec. 15, 2013

Rating: 10

Sex is apparently an element. They should add that on the uhhh... periodic table, nomsayin'?

L.I.F.E.

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Dec. 06, 2013

Rating: 2

1st character - chemist who became digitally immortal at the age of 100, same as his wife. New achievement unlocked : Forever AI.

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 25, 2013

Rating: 3

"Cocheta, we need to get the uninfected people outta here!" "Nah, just drop em' off at the nearest church. They'll be fine."

Developer response from Sickdeathfiend

read survival guide for the explanation, but yeah they be doooooomed

Monster Slayers

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Sep. 18, 2013

Rating: 5

The easy badge is now the hardest considering all the multiplayer armies are nearly impossible to defeat unless you played through the entire game.

Infectonator 2

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Sep. 17, 2013

Rating: 3

So addictive it's not even funny.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

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Jun. 16, 2013

Rating: 5

As always you can jiggle Natalie's impressive bosom. Good on you, Kupo. Good on you.

The Great War of Prefectures

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Feb. 16, 2013

Rating: 3

Fantastic game. Simple, yet draws you in like no other flash game I ever played.

Strike Force Heroes

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Feb. 07, 2013

Rating: 6

Where's that opening song from?

Incursion

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Jan. 31, 2013

Rating: 3

2 archers come out & kill all my soldiers and start firing at the troll. New soldiers come out of my barracks and the troll immediately starts to eat them. Archers keep firing & troll keeps eating my soldiers. I raged badly.

Mitoza

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Sep. 04, 2012

Rating: 2

I got a hamlet play performed by a dozen flies. Mind blown.

Just Chatting

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Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: -20

There is no game here, just as the description says. I don't see why something as useless as this is rated so highly though. This kinda thing requires no effort and it's completely useless.

RPG Shooter: Starwish

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Aug. 25, 2012

Rating: 1

Just completed this game and I must say I'm impressed. The attention to detail and the interesting storytelling, it's just breathtaking. The characters' depth is immense and you connect with them emotionally, this hasn't happened to me since Epical Battle Fantasy 3. This could easily be turned into a light novel. I see great potential both in this game and the developer. I will await the sequel with excitement.

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

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Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: 0

DarkxideX is right, I've been trying to kill the final boss for nearly half a year now and the best I ever did was brought him down to about 20% but then he spawned a freezing cannon and a nuke. Freezing cannon froze both of my characters & nuke detonated. Game Over. I seriously don't think there's a way to beat him without glitching.

Critter Forge

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Jun. 06, 2012

Rating: -12

The best pokemon rip-off in years.

Infectonator : World Dominator

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Jun. 06, 2012

Rating: 2

Fokkin Hell!

Infectonator : World Dominator

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Jun. 06, 2012

Rating: 3

Hmmm, the reportage is the most intertesting part of the game. *drools*

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