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Papa's Pancakeria

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Feb. 01, 2014

Rating: 9

I would never even set foot in one of Papa's restaurants. Why? I don't want to somehow be hired by him in a later game.

Burrito Bison Revenge

Play Burrito Bison Revenge

Feb. 01, 2014

Rating: 3

For everyone who keeps trying to break the vault but just can't and is getting frustrated, you have to upgrade your max speed until three fourths of the meter is unlocked, and you have to mantain just about three fourths of full speed. To do this, use Sweet Impacts, Cruisers, Rocket Riders, and anything to keep your speed going. When you hit the vault, you'll crash right through and fly for a little while, hit a wall at the end, drop down, and find the wallet. Enjoy!

Corporation Inc.

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Feb. 01, 2014

Rating: 4

Who else thinks this game deserves badges? + vote!

Give Up

Play Give Up

Jan. 31, 2014

Rating: 1

level 35 became so much easier when i realized you could just jump onto the top of that invisible wall and use it to get over the saw blades...

Give Up

Play Give Up

Jan. 31, 2014

Rating: 0

Oh please, after you spend enough time listenling to GLaDOS; these kind of insults are complements!

Give Up

Play Give Up

Jan. 31, 2014

Rating: 0

Obviously they never expected me to have planyed a little game called "never give up".

Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack

Play Ultimate Assassin 3: Level Pack

Jan. 29, 2014

Rating: 7

"Oh look, a trail of bloody footprints leading away from a dead body. Meh, whoever did this probably escaped already, no use wasting precious time trying to find him."

Moby Dick 2

Play Moby Dick 2

Jan. 29, 2014

Rating: 4

Wow, people need to stop saying "{insert random thing here} is my proverbial white whale", because you have to realize 9/10 times whatever you're referring to never jumped 50 feet into the air, brought down a UFO, and landed mouth first on you eating you whole.

Kids Vs. Ice Cream

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Jan. 28, 2014

Rating: 7

Anyone else think that this game deserves Kongregate achievements? + if you agree.

Developer response from greg

+

Burrito Bison Revenge

Play Burrito Bison Revenge

Jan. 25, 2014

Rating: 1

So...You kidnap a large luchador and put him in a wrestling match for your amusement...And two games later you STILL didn't put a wall between the wrestling ring and the doors?

WereBox 2

Play WereBox 2

Jun. 08, 2012

Rating: 1

Massive glitch! when you get to the last level, and press "level select" you can't go back to the last level, and when you do the level before it, the games ends before the last level, and you don't get the achievement! and when I tried again, it crashed!

Achievement Unlocked 3

Play Achievement Unlocked 3

Jun. 03, 2012

Rating: 2

Please work on the lag! at lest make it so we can close and open the side window tracking the achievements! it would get rid of about 30% of the lag...

Achievement Unlocked 3

Play Achievement Unlocked 3

Jun. 03, 2012

Rating: 4

...I'm sorry, I just soiled myself when I saw this was out, but lucky, I'm a tiny blue elephant, so just like this one, my pants are now filled with a giant, tasty pastry, thanks Armor Games!

Boom Town

Play Boom Town

May. 14, 2012

Rating: -6

...Huh, so the best place to mine at first is RIGHT UNDER the drop zone? NOTE: If chunks of gold and stuff are in the drop zone, you automatically pick them up and store them.

Corporation Inc.

Play Corporation Inc.

Apr. 28, 2012

Rating: 9

+ this if you think they should make a sequel.

Nano Kingdoms

Play Nano Kingdoms

Apr. 26, 2012

Rating: 10

huh. I was reading the top comments while this was loading...so it's a game about Pringles men fighting to the death and cannibalizing by eating the enemies that have fallen in battle? SIGN ME UP! XD

Greens Survive only when Reds Die

Play Greens Survive only when Reds Die

Apr. 11, 2012

Rating: 7

Wow..."Red Remover" was just kicked up a notch! :D

Kill the Heroes

Play Kill the Heroes

Mar. 27, 2012

Rating: 0

(Simothis's head exploded when he saw this was out)

Flight

Play Flight

Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 1

best. secret. upgradge. EVER!

Zombies, Inc.

Play Zombies, Inc.

Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 5

raahhh, welcome to action news 8's coverage of rahhh. occupy Zombie Inc. lets go to the clip. (zombie protesters with signs marching around Zombie Inc.) WHAT DO WE WANT? BRAAAAIIINNSS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? BRAAAIIINNSS!

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