SirGhetto

will.i.am dies in the introduction of gta sa as well as Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson but it turns out Micheal Jackson lived and he snorted all the coke in the bus but then he got hit by the bus so CJ had to call Claude to tell him “I’m African American” but Claude was busy crying about how he is the most hated person in Liberty City. Meanwhile in 1986, Micheal Jackson moonwalks down an alleyway and completes the entire “Resident Evil” franchise in two seconds, giving him an oscar. Then, Tommy Vercetti is sucking Ken Rosenberg’s dick while driving and hits a tree which drops a leaf and Micheal Jackson is deadly allergic to leaves. BUT in GTA 5 Lamar Davis buys two cars, a broken one, and a broken one. He learns the broken cars he bought were actually cars used in the broadway film “Hamilton” so he cries about it to Franklin. Franklin doesn’t give a shit to the toilet but the toilet broke so Franklin turns 72 in the summer of 62. Back in Liberty City, Roman organizes a protest on bowling, and how he is sick of it lo! Niko is the spokesman of the event but the same guy who threw a shoe at George Bush throws a pair of Air Force Ones at Niko and Franklin, CJ, and Lamar sees this and jump to get it but some random kid got it. But, that kid was playing GTA Advance which sucks so much he sold the Air Force Ones to Lamar to buy the new best game: GTA IV: TLaD. But Johnny is ded so he gets pissed and smears shit on the walls of his school. But in GTA the Ballod Of Gay Toni Cipironi Luis isn’t gay but he is Domican so he falls down a shaft in NYC and dies. After that, Joey Leone calls 8-Ball to the car studio. When 8-Ball arrives, he does nothing but shoot Joey in the crotch to get his pair of Converse. So that’s why kids don’t wear good shoes out in the open if u do you die.

EXPANSION: After Lamar’s Converse pair was stolen, he went to record his gameplay of Tarzan for the PS1. That’s all.