Eh. The stages themselves were extemely boring. I spent most of the game in the standard centre position just above the bottom of the screen and won over the repetitve (sp?) waves of bland enemies. There were some nice bosses (although the last one was easier than the previous three or four leading up to it), but the ultimate weapon was a bit of a game-breaker.
Also, if your shump has a health bar, you're doing it wrong.
3/5
Health bar? Retaining weapons after you die? Did you all have a Playstation as your first video game system or something? Yeesh, this game is easy compared to many shooters from the late 80s/early 90s.
To the people who go on this site and complain about games being too hard: You're the cancer that's ruined video/computer games for the rest of us. Go back to playing Halo or something and quit whining.
This game could've used a couple extra levels. Seeing as how that's my only complaint, I think it's safe to say that I like this game. ;)
I liked the jokes as well. Especially the ten minute one.