SirensRnotAmyth

My Friends call me Jay.
I’m random, sarcastic, memorable at times.
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I’m laughing.
I can walk into a room and forget why I was there.
My kid has better math skills than I do.
I push doors that clearly say PULL.
I still cross my fingers for good luck.
I can trip over absolutely nothing. Its a talent.
I am constantly listening to music.
I’m a ninja.