My favs that i got: You are basement bob the ruthless pedo destined to battle with god.
You are mecha girl the marked basementdweller destined to invade AIDS.
You are Inferno ex the bloodthirsty viking prince destined to defeat Bill Cosby.
You are Waffen SS Kong the desperate manchild destined to... drill furries???
Civilian zombie survival guide:
1. Don't collect supplies, barricade a building, get friends, or any of that stuff.
2. It is absolutely IMPERATIVE that you run out into the middle of a road and run around flailing your arms amidst the zombies like some crazy douchebag
3. If you see a black mustang with a huge, spiked bumper, an armed driver, and tinted glass speeding down your highway at, like, 200mph, BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE, GET IN FRONT OF IT.
4. If said driver blares his semi-level horn, Make EVEN MORE effort to get in front of his car.
5. don't worry about the soldiers, they will only hide behind stuff and shoot directly at said driver.
6. don't worry about the zombies either, they will never EVER even pay attention to you.
Oh, a guy with a chainsaw. Oh, a little zombie bitch. (sigh) Cleaver Mc.Cleave, BORING. Wait, whats behind that candle... La...LAXATIVES!!! OH SHIT!!! *Fart* I THNK I CAN ALREADY FEEL THEIR DARK MAGIC!!!
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