another fun way to play this is to try to get the main objective while listening to "Flip Out Like a Ninja" by 7 seconds of love and doing a front flip/back flip every time it says flip. : )
Chill, Gibson. It's a statue. And so what if it was just a picture of Jesus, If there were Any other religious figure in here, I (A Christian Belief Follower) would just view it as another picture in this game