Slothrop's Comments

came for the botd, stayed for the actual game.

brown on brown text is really hard to read

dung-a-lot

we had to destroy santa in order to save him

Remember the fad for "balloon defense" games? Those were the days.

I had to pause Hüsker Dü to play this game.

What a wonderful game. It *feels* good.

weak

easiest medium badge this side of the pecos

I agree with all the other criticisms. This game has quality graphics that would suit a Civ-type "pocket kingdom" game, but the actual gameplay is mindless rushing, like those games about bacteria wars. A complete mismatch of theme and mechanics. There's a good game in here screaming to get out.

no obvious mute = weak

a princess gave me the horn

One day someone will make an awesome Roman wargame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges

It seems Kongregate believes that WE DON' NEED NO STEENKIN' BADGES

this is how I roll

To get the guy to finish the drink try using the sponge and chalk on the board some more.

I really want to like this. But I cannot.

thumbs up if you landed on mars with your whole rocket intact

Radar is useless.