Slothrop's Comments

botd!

There aren't any cacti in Egypt.

On second thought: it's far too irritating, plus the screen doesn't resize. Not worth it. Bye.

What a supremely irritating game. I'm getting that botd then I'm out of here.

Fun and funny but the upgrade path is really tight - too tight for me to enjoy. Well made though.

Now that I've reached the top, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE DIAMONDS

Black on brown text? Are you mad?

Why in the name of God to I have to time the number perfectly. What a waste of time.

can't...skip...tedious...dialogue

+1 if costik brought you here.

The upgrade ladder ends too quickly, and you're left grinding and waiting until the end. Otheriwse very fun. Must be the tastiest mutton in the universe...

Getting past Swinebrook is tiresome.

Bad features: 1) If you throw your weapon onto a box then break the box with your fists you can't get your weapon back. 2) If you go up the ladder you can't go back down it.

Love the art style - reminds me of Vaughn Bodé. Would like a level map.

The tiebreaker mechanic is pretty infuriating.

Interesting concept but the execution is somehow both tedious and aggravating.

To activate a shrine (for you botd junkies): 1. Beat the first map. 2. Choose map #3 (on the right) 3. When enemies are on screen, put a gem on the shrine (the tower with the V on it). Shrine is activated! 4. Beat the map. This will actually require some thought/walkthrough, but is required for botd to count.

this game is hell of dope

if you can get past the early game hump a lot of sweet weapons come online and it gets easier

5/5 for the name alone