Slothrop's Comments

this is like Adventure Communist but about capitalism

way to get Bring Me The Moon that actually works: put both guy and girl on seagull, wait for moon to go up then come down small, put guy and girl on boat, give them moon

Pepe? This some sort of altright game?

the original

make that everywhere

you gotta change the color of the text in the market. it's barely readable

This is the only game I can think of where you're required to shoot someone's dick off.

Innovative old school flavor. Five stars!

classic game

when you're dying a dozen times on literally every single jump, it's the game that's at fault

was 2011 so desperate for games that they loved this so much?

I love starting a new idler

why isn't Wonderwall the theme music?

THE GIANT JUMPS BACK IN

fivestarred for the wacky hard reset method

the greatest falsehood retailed by this amusement is the notion that the friendzone is a stage on the path to a deep relationship. it is not. the friendzone is the graveyard of losers.

offline progress seems dead

I still miss the original graphics

I wish I could fivestar this twice

so this is what they were playing in the distant age of 2008...fascinatingly primitive