Smarticle's Comments

I know your supposed to be nice to girls but you shouldn't have to give her a flower, a balloon, a pink ribbon, a pinwheel, a clover, and a teddy bear before she finnally is happy. All joking aside wonderful game.

I always loved the storylines in every game I play. If it doesn't have a good storyline I don't play it. This? It's all storyline and it's not a shitty one like normal it's all pure awesomeness. Mostly because it has zombies :D

how do you get minimum damage up

after 1hour and 47 minutes my friend did it in 4 deaths -.- I did it in 102 after 1.5 hours -.-

@relic067 unfortunately you probably couldn't even swing the sword...

I beat it in 4 minutes 58 seconds hahaha sooo lose

lol i used to hate this but i came back to it cuz i was really bored one day and it's really improved and now i'm hooked :D

what is the score anyways how many times you try before you jump out a 20 story building?

did anyone else notice some of the mercenary's names are the names of the survivors in Left 4 Dead

As a child, he was considered very well-behaved. As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times. He eventually became the first slug on TV. Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer. He later married a slug named Margaret. Together, they had 29 kids. He died at the age of 74.

what does ms stand for

CONSUMED A TABLE +5 XP MMMMM Delicious tables!!!

hahaha now the bosses are too frequent! I fought the spawn carrier three times in a row.

Great Game!!!

1000,100,1000

Did you know "A very unhealthy amount of energy drinks were consumed in the making of this game"?

If so than I'm pagan and should know this... thanks for telling me.

... isn't pagan norse gods

It say's 0000 at the top for the time and they haven't come back... I'm stuck.

... how do you get stars?