BEST MIX As little Gin as possible> As litle Sambuca as possible> As little Vodka as possible > fill ALMOST to the top with cranberry juice > Shake for as short as posssible > add a lemon garnish > He will play air guitar and say "YOU ROCK DUDE! And that's one walin' Cosmpolitan!"
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