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I know, let’s make up a story to pass the time.
Once upon a time there was this [dog/man/robot]…
His name was [Holy Toledo and he was really powerful…/
Joking Joe and he was always making everyone laugh really hard at all his funny jokes…/
Super Dupe Dave and he went all around rescuing people from Super Mutants, slavers, and other nasty things…]

[And one day a giant ant came up to him and started talking like he wasn’t some dumb ant but a person of some kind! It said “Prepare to die!”/
And one day a spaceship from outer space landed right in front of him, and a big green alien jumped out and started eating people!/
And one day this giant Super Mutant attacked him and tried carrying him off!]

[And was our brave hero scared? No. Not at all. He laughed in the face of danger… “Ha ha ha!” He beat up the monster and everyone cheered!/
And was our so-called hero scared? You bet he was! He cried like a little baby! “Waah! Waah! Waaaaah!!!” And all his friends laughed at him!/
And what did our hero do, you wonder. He came up with the most cleverest of clever plans… and it worked! And everyone called him a genius!]