Sodamodem's Comments

"I was always a fan of not starving to death" ... you sir have captured life right there.

That is potentially the laziest villain i've met. He just watched it all happen to him.

I must know... Why is my head equipment Shoes? You'd figure Rory would know where shoes go.

A cat reloads my guns. I am satisfied with this arrangement.

2x monkey god, over 200 ZOMG MoAB's on a rapid spawn, still took em out no problem. (tested in sandbox)

nice concept, very frustrating at times (i liked the difficulty at the end). needs more of a story and definitely an ending.

So far everything works except for sound/music toggle, and the "Go" button. Also I'm quite upset that loading the game launches a new window/tab for armorgames.

This is a fantastic idea. That being said, I would consider this the first level of a multiple map game. Keep up the good work!

... sloppy movement, and rather dull at that...

I fail to understand why self decapitation is worth anything other than ~maybe~ a quick smirk... beyond that, the grab mechanic fails far more often than it works, and even when it does work, it turns into who is more stubborn, guy pushing to go right, or guy pushing to go left. (AKA who lets go first).

Challenging, I enjoyed it.

"hey, go blow this thing up with your fancy expensive rocket, we'll give you a grand for it!" somehow, i think i'm being ripped off...

Those poor dibbles... Next game should let me beat on the king!

Lasershow T-rex, eh? You sir, should make a history book.

of 21 achievements, i somehow have 27... though i have a count of 19 that light up, missing final 2

I like the hidden video :P

2nd or 3rd to last level has 1 heart that's almost impossible to hit, but other than that, well done :)

Though it should be noted that the cabinet (code opened) you need to click on the handle after entering it. (also that the clue from the turtle is read in an M pattern)

Not bad :)

Buy everything :) It adds gold (just dont waste good items)