Solixus

“I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem” -Ghandi
Resident boy seeker and sex addict of the Chill Lounge.
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL BOYFRIENDS:
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I get many private messages and comments a day from potential boyfriends. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments or try to arrange a nice blowjob session, think about what you want to say:
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-Do not send me messages telling me that I am sexy. I already know that. The world already knows that. It’s old news.
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-Don’t tell me my dick is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
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-Don’t hassle me to sign your nipples or add you as a soulmate.
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-Don’t tell me that the name “Solixus” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with many years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Soli” or “Big Papa” anyway.
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-Don’t comment on my feed saying “Hey baby” or “Please love me”. They are a waste of my time.
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-Don’t get your pathetic ex-boyfriend to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
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- If you send me a threatening or aggressive message I will find a meat tenderizer and shove it up your fudge tunnel, and you’ll like it.
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-If you are like 18 years old or something, send me nudes.
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-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
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