Mr Geek, When you said "What does V-P stand for, Very Pathetic? Lol!" It encouraged me to cordially invite you to look in the mirror before making such comments.
The storyline seems somewhat sad for the player, two squads, both of them are completely wiped out save for him, and his infection takes over in the fight where his second squad dies and he saves the world... Bittersweet.
Monster truck with spiked wheels, check, driver using a minigun while driving, check, guy in back with a pipe wrench, check, explosions, check, all we need now is Arnold.
Man_with_compound_bow: "Is it me, or does it feel like our lives are at stake simply to entertain someone?"
Man_in_the_back: "Thats crazy, now shut up and shoot Legolas."
Both are planned. I <3 Dragons