"When i first saw those Mindless Clone Zombies I thought they were friendly at first, but after awhile they started bullying me-So i took out my bat, used my psyhic powers on them and made a huge body ladder out of those bastards." - Rich Guy with a tophat
Here's how you defeat the Angry Table Cat, you must first get the Four Ancient Coins of Lolwut then you buy the Dragon Katana from Afro Ninja. Then you go on the third platform and cast Shoopismahwhoopis on the Angry Table Cat by using the Dragon Katan that Afro Ninja gave you. Mission Complete! TADAAAA!!