HUR HUR, I’m lurking. xP
I’m a whale, a sperm whale. I’m pretty much the definition of awesomeness. I enjoy Twinkies and Green Markers. I’m probably located in a different Multiverse than you considering I travel dimensions throughout HEXODOXEH. I have a dimensional stuff gun that is powered by mutant orphan organs wrapped in tin foil. You might consider me analogous to crazy, quirky, insane, hilarious. (This isn’t actually my first or main account. I just go on this to mess around with the laws of physics like a bawss.) I love a good story, and I know a vast quantity of interesting stories of my own (mostly because of this dimensional traveling stuff).
:Quotes From Our Outrageous Multi-Multi-Multiverse:
“The green marker is never just a green marker.”
“Oceanic Nauseating Paper”
“You light my lamp on fire like nobody else. The way that you flip that match gets me somewhat overwhelmed.”
“Answer removed due to excessive use of the words ‘cube thingies’”
“I Came Here For A Question, Not A Big Mac”
“What You Do Is You Take 50 Ounces Of Baked Cinder Blocks And You Mix It With A Mouthful Of Wireless Cans”
“I Came Here For An Answer, Not A Questionable Big Mac”
“MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! This dude needs to MAN UP!”
“Stealthy Heroic Carpenter 5: The Rusty Nail”
“I Can’t Get This “Penxcalibur” Out Of This Eraser"
“Crayola New Colors: Webster’s Dictionary Violet, 50th Shade Of Gris, Food Processing Plant Green, Water Blue, Liquid Blue, H20 Blue, Combination Of Atoms Blue”
“No, I Thought It Was A Fetus”
“Duper Car-io Bros 5: The Unicycle Menace”
“Super Cool Tennis Balls That Fire Dimensional Bookcases When They Catch On Water”
“An Iron Door Forged From The Embers Of A Magical Shower Curtain”
“A Tomato That Contains 57 Different Emotions”
“If you had to choose between eating pinecones in a suit made out of toxic waste or wrapping yourself in bubble wrap and jumping into a cliff, how big would the hospital bill be?”
“An Internet Without Cats Is Like A Gingerbread House Without The Kiddie Train”
“All New Electromagnetic Forks In Specially Marked Barrels Of Toxic Waste”
“Hint: Hey, I can see mutant homeless people with AK-47s and dual katanas out there. I’m not sticking around for this. ANDROID GEORGE WASHINGTON, LET’S GET OUTTA HERE!”
“Hint: Hobos are highly susceptible to pregnant ovens.”
“Gather as many pregnant ovens as possible”
“Mutant hobos are being hit by pregnant ovens and exploding in bright, colorful mushroom clouds.”
“Just before you can sigh of relief, a massive mutant hobo, 10x the size of a regular hobo, appears riding on the back of a giant mechanical lobster with 8 claws. The lobster’s claws are tipped with acid fire, and the hobo is holding a giant laser battleaxe. Its either you or him.”
“Roses are black. Violets are black. It’s night.”
“Standing Around At The Speed Of Sound”
“You insert the key into the twinkie and twist.”
“You walk up to the mutant lizard. You look at him for a few seconds and then pop up the question. ‘Yo, mutant lizard dude, why are you staring into that pipe?’ The lizard man looks at you.
‘The velocirapture is coming.’ he says in a whispery voice.
‘The veloci-what?’ you respond.
‘You will not be ssssaved.’
‘Oh yeah, well you will not be cheese.’ You throw cheese in the lizard man’s face. He grabs the pipe and it looks like he’s about to hit you. You flinch, and he scratches his back."
I got lazeh and didn’t add anymore quotes. :(
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