I love this game! Put together (what I assume is) purposely terrible and lol-worthy writing with laughably bad art and you have one of the most hilarious games I've ever played!
It would be nice to have a sound feedback for when the cannon fires as opposed to hits, so you know if the letter you hit actually went out if you're not watching your ammo. Also, sometimes the shots just go through the letters and it hitting the letter again does nothing, forcing the loss of a cannon. As noted by others, change the font, even at lower speeds I find it difficult to differentiate between H and N as well as B and R at higher speeds.
Definitely best played with the sound turned off. Though you won't hear the music, you also won't have to suffer through some of the worst voice acting ever. Why do people feel compelled to do this? Do they think it sounds good? If you're not going to do a decent recording with a decent voice, it's best left out.
*measures. IQ test with nonsensical questions, obvious spelling and syntax errors is probably not going to fool anyone who would be inclined to take an IQ test. That is to say, if I were stupid, I wouldn't be inclined to take an IQ test to prove it. Ironic that it was in your making, not taking, an IQ test that proved how low your IQ is.
WTF is a "trowing thing?" Even if this was made by a non-English speaker, the spelling errors are egregious, especially considering the plethora of spell-check enabled sites out there. Even these comment sections feature a spell-check (though apparently many commentators don't seem to use it whatsoever.) Otherwise, adequate, if nothing special game, except for the added end-of-round mini-game, which seems random and pointless.
Why is it that, looking through the comments, any one that dares to offer a modicum of criticism is voted down? If someone disagrees with you and sees anything less than perfection they must be wrong, apparently. God forbid a good game be made better by identifying its shortcomings and improving upon them.
Interesting game, though very short, it is quite fun. The writing, however, is shit and makes me laugh out loud, but I suppose it was made by a non-english speaker. Even so, the story tries too hard to be clever when it really isn't, it's just derivative. The writing itself is very cloying and emo. Decent mechanics, though.
What I love most about this game is the way it subtly hammers you over the head with its "message" making it sound completely inane, along with not having the option to not take the chemicals the first time. Don't do drugs? The message seems to be that sometimes taking chemicals is literally the only way you can get home, yet people will be mad at you for making a non-choice.
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