Starchmaster's Comments

pride could be don't touch the wallet for a really long time

wow I sure do love balls

Leaving the "die" button lowercase really adds to the atmosphere of this game

Dammit I forgot I did this on Newgrounds instead of Kong

The worst part about it is that it's literally a skill issue

Does this game make anyone else weirdly nostalgic

Don't overthink level 16, lol

how are the solar panels still working while the sun is a black hole lmao

@idlkjw2skd careful what you wish for lmao

This is of course assuming you don't spend any money...

Even when you budget as well as I do, use gems, and carefully, penny pinchingly calculate exact costs taking everything into account it still takes aeons to get to level 8 FROM level 7.

bruh why is hog rider white

5/5 game even without the paid version, just don't do what I did and make it to the final biome before accidentally overriding the autosave and having to start over. Always remember to save, kids...

capitalism, amirite

damn i cant believe people preferred Oprah Winfreyism over The Great Nut

i managed to survive to 1852 after having failed a win

This "day" has so far lasted 1 year, 8 months and 2 weeks. How are they not tired of nonstop farming?!

who is this blacksmith and why are they able to refurbish the multiverse

@thedudeofdc257 It's a nuclear reactor you beefwitted barnacle, what did you expect? Just be patient and work your way up to a better cooling system before placing down high heat generating structures

Edit: Wait till it gets to the higher numbers to SELL it, not to buy it. Forgot to add that bit, but it should be obvious.