Almost two months of Kong constantly timing out.
New event, new feats - cool!
Oh, wait - "Kongregate: timed out".
No Kong = no cloud connection.
No cloud = no events.
Great.
Just great.
The strangest thing - I got my badge recognized even with game not loading. Just had to wait for about a minute or so. I got it long before this occasion, though - so if you are trying to get it now, you a shit out of luck, I suppose...
>Published Feb. 10, 2014
Next chapter >isn't quite ready yet
Well, well, well - that's beyond even $ynapticon level of greed and lazyness; closer to Bethesda and EA, honestly.
Except, even Fallout76 isn't THAT "not quite ready yet".
On the other hand, F76 could be bought for about $5, and that's $5 you, greedy scumbags who dare to call themselves 'developers', will never get - that I can promise.
TL/DR - Sweet, deceptively simple, but _criminally_ too short.
In best traditions of tutorials _done right_, this game teaches you all needed aspects of game mechanics through gameplay as opposed to incessant nagging from resident Naggy the Patronazing Fairy (TM)(C)(R).
If you was able to complete first level, you would be able to complete all of them, recognizing new mechanics through combination of adventure game logic and cultural osmosis: this _is_ an orc with an axe, after all - you see something - TROV AN AKS AT IT! That should do the trick...
Amount of facepalm I felt upon realizing the solution to level 15 was... significant, let's put is this way.
Cons: mute option is wanky, for me at least - it is constantly let sound through at the start/restart despite being turned off, you need to tap it twice to re-mute the game; criminally short - 15 levels of this is barely a demo.
Pros: everything else.
Eh, I got my e-mail delivered without issues. Still null result, but at least bot responded me with usual corporate nonsene, so there's that, I guess...
@TheKri
Except it's timing out, therefore ignoring your attempt to report, and you are not able to attach required screenshot - so your "advice" is completely meaningless.
Badges not working properly at least since the "Rullo" one last week - i.e. since the stickers implementation. Still hasn't been seen any reaction on that one after reporting the missing achievement,
For this game I can't even report it properly.
In the most holy name of Saint Phuck - what the...
General progression outline: Sprint (1) and Sentinel (2) - will help you with time and clearing swarms without slowing you excessively; Ammo damage (3) - less shots to kill => less actions wasted; Flamethrower (4) and Sawed-off Shotgun (5) - you may want to swap Shotgun for Medic's Shield in Challenge 3. Now you have two bodies to clear swarms in one action + Heavy now can clear puddles of goo. Often these 10 points would be more that enough to get a diamond or complete any challenge. Be wary of Advanced Magnetism - it can be _very_ counterproductive; Motion Detector can be surprisingly good, Power Lights - far less so; don't bother with Armour (+HP) and Regeneration Program at all - while Armour is at least marginally useful, RP is pure waste - healed damage is still counted towards Medal limits; upgrade Sergeant only if you have no other choice, start with the War Cry. Yet to clear Challenge 6, though, due to a slew of stupid mistakes on my part, so take with a grain of salt. Dixi.
@GianqTNT Saves pretty well for me.
Sequel is long overdue, though. It's a bloody shame that after _Cursed Treasure 2_ and this little thing, devs went for a quick rich scam in form of buggy despicable nonsense which name is _Road of Heroes_. Bloody damn shame...
From a degenerate premise, to ear-piercing sounds, to graphics so mind-numbingly, soul-shutteringly despicable that it rivals De Vermis Mysteriis and Revelations of Gla'aki - this "game" truly is an unspeakable blight upon the face of the universe.
If anything can force you to outright reject even the notion of love, and turn you into sociopathic miser hellbent on elimination of humans in most vile, cruel, and torturous way possible - this is it.
You know, it certainly says something, when simple flash game from 2007 ten years later still shows better grasp on storytelling and game design than 99% of big-name franchises of thouse ten years.
I miss Gobliiins and Tove Jansson.
If there is a such thing as an antithesis to fun, this "game" is one of the top contenders to be called so. Shameful get-rich-quick scheme wrapped in unplayability and generously sprinkled with utter boringness.
By no means "unique" is equal to "good". This game may have some degree of originality, but good it is not. And yes, the music is bloody awful. Talk about misleading tags...
Thank you, Bonte.
Just plain thank you.
A lot more than I can, much want to say on too many other games, here or not. Bloody shame FB installations are so short, but one can't have a cake and eat it too, I guess.
So - just thank you.
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