I always thought that one day Big Pauly wouldn't come, and then later the game would have a cutscene where I'm watching TV and it says he died because of so much cholesterol.
I was a handsome, strong, smart guy. I met the hottest girl in school but she dropped me to become a supermodel. So I married Katie Walker who is exactly the same as me and we had a little girl named Ashley. 5 seconds after I left the doctor's office I died. I guess I was crossing the street and I just collapsed in front of a car. I wonder if Ashley got married.