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Epic Quest

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Feb. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

I have rowed for what seems like decades, seeking answers and finding only questions. Where am I? WHO am I? Why am I dressed like a construction worker? How do I even know what a construction worker is? I see an island on the horizon. Nearing, buildings and trees become visible on the small atoll's grassy hillsides. As I dock my boat, I realize that this village has been long abandoned, or else will be abandoned for a long time. There is no turning back. I take only my wrench as a companion, leaving my sword and oars in my boat, and begin the journey inland. The sky gleams blue as I travel across the rolling landscape of the island. Palm trees seem to rise in greetings, but I know their welcomes bear only empty promises of home. I must push onward. I find myself at the ultimate edge of the island. Is this to be the end of my odyssey? "No" the adjustment screw of your wrench squeaks as if to answer, "push onward! Onward to freedom, onward to answers! Push onward, to home!" 1/5 Stars

Spongebob VS. Larry!

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Feb. 26, 2011

Rating: 3

no matter what I try, I just can't beat larry! does anyone have a walkthrough or some cheats for this?

Pie Hard 2 BETA

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Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: -3

This game's wit and panache blow me away, escpecially the gag where it calls itself a 'beta' don't mean to be mean, but really, I couldn't resist

Box Clever

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Feb. 20, 2011

Rating: 3

I onlt have one complaint about this game: The last level. It's fine on it's own, but as a nearly pure reflex and timing challenge it comes as a bit of a slap in the face after 14 levels of somewhat chilled puzzling. Aside from that, this is a terrific game. 6/5 (5 for merit of game, +1 for level editor)

Anime Dating Game

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Dec. 16, 2010

Rating: 3

shrekroll'd

Continuity

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Apr. 04, 2010

Rating: 0

I'm sorry, but this game just didn't grab me like VVVVVV or timekufc. Good concept, but the whole "get the key, get the door" thing is just dull. 3/5

Pixelvader

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Nov. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Finally beta the Bonus, the key for me was switching to mouse controls. 5/5, not a Frantic clone. sequel plz!

Spewer

Play Spewer

Nov. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

Finally! I've been waiting for a game with physics-affected liquid ever since Portal; this game is great for that, and the gameplay... ...and the music... ...and the art... 5/5, faved, sequel please. Awesome game!

Stick Brawl

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Nov. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Well executed, aldeit cliche. 3/5

Don't Touch The Button!

Play Don't Touch The Button!

Oct. 31, 2009

Rating: -1

Here's a tip: Don't upload something unless you've shown it to people you know. Otherwise you just look like a noob for posting something that isn't even technically a game.

Dodgem!

Play Dodgem!

Oct. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

WOO Hiscore!

Hey Wizard: Quest for the Magic Mojo

Play Hey Wizard: Quest for the Magic Mojo

Oct. 13, 2009

Rating: 0

I personally LIKE the lack of a "jump button." At first I was turned off by it, but the lightning jetpack technique is fun. 5/5

Time Machine

Play Time Machine

Dec. 19, 2007

Rating: -1

I love this concept, plus the steampunkedness of it all is great!Music would be nice... maybe something by Abney Park? 5/5

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