Why is the realm always treacherous? I mean, isn't there a land of fluffy bunnies and unicorns who help you on your quest for the magical lollypop? But still, great game, 5/5.
Officer:You ran over three clowns, two old men, and your grandmother!
Boy; But officer, i was trying to deliver your pizza!
Officer: Nevermind, you're free to go.