I know it's April Fools but I want to believe. Greg'd be an improvement on a lot of the other dudes on the Internet in that he isn't wearing a fedora and doesn't seem to hate women.
Awesome game, great artwork and gameplay. I've never seen a Flash RPG with such a huge world and so many skills!
But, I was having fun playing it and suddenly there was a load of creepy references to molestation, groping and sexual assault. I didn't know it was going to be in there, I wasn't expecting it in a fun RPG. Maybe edit it out, or at least put a warning in the description so people don't get flashbacks/panic attacks if they've been assaulted in the past and get suddenly reminded of it? It lets down an otherwise fantastic game.
That was a fantastic game. I had my heart in my mouth the whole time. That was a masterclass in how to do horror: you created a disturbing, unsettling atmosphere, without relying on fancy effects or buckets of gore or anything. Reminded me very much of the Trilby series in style, but I think this was better. I can't praise this game enough!
This game is amazing, but hard! I'm a grade 6 pianist and I still can't work my keyboard fast enough... seriously, well done to everyone who got the Impossible badge!
Great little game, but I'm not a fan of the kamikaze band. Do you know the history of that symbol and the kamikaze troops? Some of my Indonesian family were horribly tortured and killed by the same people who followed that symbol in WWII, and they didn't even get the worst of it. Look up Unit 731 sometime and you won't think that's such a cool symbol any more.
Kids do seem to be using the Internet and phones a lot younger, and this is a very cute and fun way of teaching them how to be sensible with it. :) Maybe there are other things to teach them too, though, like only meeting new friends IRL in a public place with an adult, not posting pictures of yourself?
Why so much focus on Natalie's tits? She's probably the most useful character in the team, since she has such a range of spells. You don't need the "pervert" badge to make her an interesting character. Great game otherwise, marks off for creepiness.
It's great to see a good mix of personalities for characters in a dating sim, and some genuinely interesting dialogue. Judging by the comments everyone seems to have a different favourite, so even though I like Cole and Oz the most, it's clear that all the characters are really likeable to different people! :)
There's so much hilarious stuff packed into this game. Finally when I turned on the TV and saw Jeremy Kyle I just ended myself. I don't give out 5s lightly but this game deserves it.
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women > fedoras