Dear American Govvernemnt:Mexico has deveopled a super effective body armor that can be stuck repeatidly, take no damage, but expel candy. Please put these in all war areas and watch the enemy die from sugar addiction than gun fire.
Wait Sir are you sure you want me to shoot at the 3 mile long bomber, filled with weapons, bomb and probably nukes right above the city?
Yep, I'm sure the crash and or explosion of the weapons won't destroy your 1 man, lightly armored, heavily damaged plane...
I guess my god version AED wont bring zombies back from being dead... hmm a brought 2 life reanimated corpse mayb i just need more lightning or mayb add some nukes!
You ever wonder why we are 14 trillion dollars in debt?? its not the reserch into t-rex and tredmills no its us not being able to make a velcaraptor do this XD
 "Canoniac Launcher Xmas"){kind=icon}
 "Canoniac Launcher"){kind=icon}
 "Pinata Hunter"){kind=icon}
 "Long Way"){kind=icon}
 "Epic War 5"){kind=icon}
 "Doodle God 2"){kind=icon}
 "Foreign Creature 2"){kind=icon}
 "Penguin Overlords"){kind=icon}
 "MC2 : Burning Skies"){kind=icon}
 "Insectonator: Zombie mode"){kind=icon}
 "Upgrade Complete 2"){kind=icon}
 "Sushi Cat 2"){kind=icon}
 "Treadmillasaurus Rex"){kind=icon}
 "Toss the Turtle"){kind=icon}
 "Champions of chaos"){kind=icon}