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Just Trolling
Apr. 11, 2012
Rating: -6
"play this game extensively", idiot detected.
Test Game
Jan. 28, 2012
Rating: 7
>Go off screen to the far reaches of Mordor >Simply don't die
Watch Paint Dry
Dec. 08, 2011
Rating: -1
>Watching Paint Dry >Paint Dry >Paint I see what you did there.
Nov. 29, 2011
Rating: 4
Do I win yet?
LethalRPGDestiny 2: Conquest
Nov. 19, 2011
Rating: 0
So when do I get to turn super saiyan?
Pixelvania Racing
Nov. 17, 2011
Rating: 2
It looks like you're trying to launch a flash game. Do you want any help with that?
Yes please ;) Any suggestions are welcome. It's harder than it looks y'know ;)
Save The World (In 30 Seconds)
Nov. 14, 2011
Rating: 11
I gave this game 5 stars because Satan told me to and my god would beat up your god any day.
Thank you! Finally Satan is giving something back.
FAREWELL
Nov. 11, 2011
Yo homes the Bel Air!
Realm of the Mad God
Nov. 03, 2011
Blue wizard, is about to die!
Stallone Vs Trollface
Oct. 26, 2011
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Cardinal Quest
Oct. 22, 2011
What the hell are those brown things that kicked my ass? One hit killed me I am sure. Blah.
The Last Stand: Union City
Oct. 18, 2011
Rating: 1
You want some of this? BONK!
Sep. 27, 2011
Can I just pull over and play Angry Birds and Fruit Ninja instead?
Sep. 22, 2011
Rating: 6
THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE STILL LISTENING TO THIS IN 2011
Thumbs up if you're still listening to this in post-apocalyptic 2013!
Vector Stunt
5/5 and favorited. I love you.
mom?
Peaceful Chatter
Sep. 17, 2011
Where's the balls of steel?
Sleepy Stu's Adventure
Sep. 16, 2011
It was amusing till level 22 then I got lazy in picking skills because it took too much effort so I quit, fun game. 3/5
Swords & Potions
Sep. 12, 2011
Rating: 5
It's day 40+ and I still haven't gotten the medium badge, what the shit?
GregManiacs
Sep. 09, 2011
The best way to get greg to work is the promise of marijuana and free WoW game cards.
The Sagittarian 2
Aug. 22, 2011
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Yes please ;) Any suggestions are welcome. It's harder than it looks y'know ;)