SuperheroofTime's Comments

Nice game and all... But all I want is... your soundtrack! it is frankly awesome! 6/5 just for that!

This gameplay is absolute trash, I can't see how someone can like it. The game goes against it's own mechanics to give the AI a certain and unfair victory, this is one of the first games that falls flat on its face and can't play well for the life of it. 0/5.

I got flawless, that was 2 hours of my life wasted.

The Bringer of the Viking Prince, destined to defeat Europe... Let's keep a watchful eye on Norway!

Am I the only one who liked the first one better? Sure, there was the cloth bags and those confusing eyes of stats, but this game lost some of the first one's luster of being SIMPLE! That was one of the original's high points for me, it was simple and can be played at a drop of the hat by anyone. But reaching level 100 was a bitch and you had to have good money sense, strangely enough. It was a kind of beautiful "easy to learn by hard to master" thing. In comparison, there's a tutorial here. Enough said. Plus, I don't like the way this "map" functions. The potion making and enchanting just came as odd to me. I guess I'm just a odd one out because I liked the first one's style better and expected the sequel to live faithfully by it, which it does in some way. Either that or I'm rambling.

Why is the Nurse a chain smoker?!

There comes that inevitable point were you either are overwhelmed or just lose all the time, yet the game refuses to let you retry, + if you think devs need to hear this.

Impossible: Complete ALL 45 missions.

You are Psycho Sniper... Destined to die to the government. IT KNOWS US!!!

This game is SEVERELY bugged. PLEASE FIX!

That damn bowl!!!

Not technically game related but if the Humans knew of the Creeper before it destroyed all of Humanity's planets wouldn't the Humans fend the Creeper off with Humanity's huge military force and force the Creeper to one planet and have nobody worrying?

I wonder if those bosses borrowed Yizmat's insane health... Anyways, like everybody says, hit detection is bullshit. :P

I sometimes feel like this game is flipping me the flappy bird.

You'd think the UN or EU or PETA would at least make a statement about the mindless killing of birds.

PLAGIARISM! Oh wait..... Russia doesn't have a patent office.....

I bet Madagascar's business is SOARING.

Let's hope PETA doesn't get a hold of this.

s a child, she was considered very well-behaved. As a teenager, she was arrested 472 times. DA FUQ?

I'm a nut-licking starfish who likes to fight with ears? I HAVE THE MOST HORRIBLE CAREER EVAR