TIL all I have to do to get a girlfriend is destroy her home, take all her money, and accidentally kill a donkey in her front yard. Now I feel silly for spending all that money on flowers.
To anyone who still wants to play the Flash version, I found it at gameshot.org/?id=5334 . You should still get the full game though. thomaswasalone.com
Great game. Couple of suggestions. After we die, make it so we can press the action button to play again. (I like playing with my gamepad, but then I have to switch back to my mouse to start the next game.) Also, when we finish the final objective for a level, just go ahead and level us up right there and show the new objectives. It kinda sucks to be cruising through a level, doing well, then you get that third objective and have to either kill yourself or continue on without getting credit.
It's crazy how far the market has evolved. You used to have to pay the full price up front to play a video game. Now if a developer lets you play part of a game before ever asking for money, some players get angry about not being given the whole thing.
A good game, and well put-together. The only two things I think could have been better were the spikes (as a lot of other people have said, they're too hard to see; make them a different color), and the difficulty (the difficulty ramped up too slowly for me, and I never got to the point where I felt challenged).
Thanks for the feedback! We'll try to get this working with the gamepad action buttons too.