Search for your favorite games...
Game comments and reviews
Aug. 15, 2014
Stubbing a toe is less painful than coming up 115F short of a perfect first year. In the words of Principal to Dragoon failing his Iron Spear exam: "YOU MOTHERF--KER!!" >___<
Aug. 13, 2014
"Someone likes to read and get drunk" *feels accused* lol
Jun. 02, 2014
"Searching for spies" They must be holding a convention on my front lawn or something cos I've been stuck on the loading screen for about an hour now :-/ Emptied the cache, reloaded and refreshed, logged out and in several times, have left it sitting on 'Loading - 100%' and still no go. Is it because I chose House Targaryen?!
Sep. 08, 2013
3249. Maybe it would've been higher if I didn't stop for a drink, but at least all were healthy, lol. Really enjoyed this one, I'll be playing through the alternate endings/arcs now! Hope you make more.
Sep. 02, 2013
I closed browser, did life, came back to play my saved game but oh-no, no saved game anywhere ;_;
Jul. 05, 2013
FLYING HEDGEHOG! :D
Jan. 23, 2013
This game gave me tunnel vision, lol.
Dec. 12, 2012
Your cheats > Pancakes
Nov. 30, 2012
I am loving this! Even though you 'originals' are unhappy with all the 'badge-hunters' pouring in, I am thankful for it's spot on the homepage, as I never would have discovered this glorious game, otherwise! Clever gameplay intertwined with a storyline that is grasping and very well written. Five stars and an instant fave!
Nov. 03, 2012
Mother of f**k!! Goodbye dark hallways.
Oct. 27, 2012
LOST MY DAMN SAVE FILE. Otherwise, this is a well-engineered game that makes me feel like consuming my body weight in ice-cream :) Would gladly play this again.
Jun. 27, 2012
One of the best games I've played so far! Every aspect was masterfully catered to, from the crafty controls screen to the awesome innuendo, topped off with great art and graphics. It was clear that a lot of time and care went into this. The sounds, the save and pause menu's, the amount of interactive features - there was no effort spared. Awesome. Please make more like this! 5up + <3
Jun. 26, 2012
Excellent game, loved it! Kept me guessing and on my toes, the best part being that it wasn't overloaded with clickables; only referred to the walkthrough once, and that was for the "thing" behind the "thing". Keenly anticipating the next one :) 5up.
Feb. 05, 2012
*Is pinballed between a mountain lion and a raccoon, thinking "I swear, once I eat that hog y'all better pray I can't swim!"*
I was so excited when this little beauty popped up on the Kong' homepage. Been eagerly anticipating a sequel for so long! As with the others, I really enjoyed this one and have to say that I'm liking the changes made to the mechanics; character switching was taken out, adding a lot more fluency and ease to the overall gameplay. The solutions were very inventive and the dialogue was cleverly implemented; it paid to read into every instance and the "extra" commentary provided useful guidance, were very witty and comical. 5/5, "Favorites" badge, and all the other fancy trappings. Thanks team, I would definitely buy your games in the future!
Nov. 01, 2011
"There is no reason to break this just because it is glass. I am not eight." *lowers her own hammer* Aww... Eight year olds have all the fun. Seriously though, I love all the added comments that most people (spam-clicker, I'm lookin' at you!) wouldn't see unless they tried every inventory item on every visible object. And yes, I did do that :P So here, have some appreciation: *offers a basket of goodies*
Sep. 25, 2011
Such an original concept! I adore the bunny, and enjoyed watching him hop while I quietened my gamer-rage ^_^; That last stage is a tricky one! A refreshing change in tune; hope to see more :)
Awesome game! Loved it! I honestly didn't know who to trust from the moment of landing. Games are not supposed to be bound by the laws of realism or logic, and it's a shame that some people can't get/appreciate that because they're either too PC or unwilling to give it a chance. Blarg!
Sep. 24, 2011
Heart BPM Upgrade activated. Pants-crapping Boosters: Online.
Sep. 23, 2011
Hahaha! That "Mystery Prize" is a real winner. Upgraded my pants-crapping reflexes and cussing thrusters, lol.
Log in to access your games, badges, and more. Create an account to track your progress, earn badges, and join the community.
Use at least 10 characters with a mix of uppercase, lowercase, & numbers
Please check your email to verify your account. You'll need to verify your email before logging in.