Forest Scout: "Sir, humans in shadows are pouring in from the North with their distance less than 3 days away. Their numbers are over 9000!!!"
Forest Guardian: "What? 9000! Muster all elven forces to engage..."
That in itself gave the game at LEAST a 4/5!
Hell Dining Badge -> Max out everything on one Missile Launcher and place it in the middle box. Max out everything on a Fan Tower and Quake Box and place in the upper and lower boxes. Finally, buy a Flame Thrower and put as much into damage as possible, leaving just enough for one on spread and a gunman (not necessary). Start the game and try and keep as much people on fire. 300 Spartans, and 0 damage taken: an easy medium badge awarded.
This game is more about patience then anything. The first half can be done without much lives lost if you time things properly and don't attempt to get multiple people in one cart. The boss is fairly easy. When he drops people from high above, don't expect to be able to catch all of them. When he drops them from a lower distance, it'll generally drop them closer together. The stream of people it drops when it turns red needs to be caught, once your under it, you'll only need to move to the right very slightly. After two or three streams, the boss should be defeated (150 saves = win). Oh, and to get the easy badge: you have to kill all 100 lives without saving anyone.
Typer games are often some of my favorite genres, but there are many out there. In my opinion, for a typer game to work well, it should have an original concept or gimmick (which this game did fairly well), and solid game mechanics. I feel that this game had many words which repeated a lot, and that getting a high score was more of endurance then skill (not only in surviving but getting multiple words in a row without mistakes, et cetera). I love the different types of ninja, but often you kill them before the gimmick begins. I think this game would probably work best with a sandbox mode. Not a bad game, but nothing outstanding either.