I remember Patrick Henry saying, "Give me liberty, or give me death!"
Not: "Give me liberty at certain times and places while the government monitors your every move, or give me death!"
I would like 7 pieces of pepperoni, four on one side, three on the other. Can I have 4 onions on the top right quarter and 6 olives evenly placed on the bottom right eighth? Cut it into sixteen pieces...am I being too much of a burden? No? Okay, then put it in the oven for 8 minutes EXACTLY, and make sure the sixteen pieces are cut in a funny looking clown shape. Thanks!