Takkora

Read if you dare, but you might want to since…you know…the button…

The button is a lie! Try not to press it. Well sometimes I can’t just help but press the button approaches button with finger raised. Do not follow my ways, for any mortal who touches the button will be vaporized. The button has its demonic attributes, but sometimes when I press it it gives me ice cream :D. I will warn you once more, do not press the button and its evil ways, not even in buttonhunt. I will keep an eye on you to make sure you dont. Remember, I’m watching. o_O o.O

The button tempts you doesn’t it? Well, do not be tempted. You know what happened to Adam and Eve (sorry not trying to be religious here o.o). The button likes to eat at your soul until you snap, leaving you helpless but to press it. But i forewarn you, please do not. watches button for hours Must press! presses button about 30 times OMG!!! ANOTHER SWARM OF DEMON BUNNIES!!!!!!

Yeah, as you can see the button is very dreadful. You don’t want a swarm of demon bunnies rampaging around do you? Well for the next time i unleash a swarm buy some anti-demonic bunny-like thing repellent (Yep, I’m advertizing now :D).

Walks up to Jakk’s Evil Lair™ Replaces Evil doorbell with replica button (Just as evil as the real one) Mwuahahahahahahaha!!! runs behind a bush and orders a pizza Hehe when the pizza man comes he will press my button destroying Jakk’s Evil Lair™ and then I will be able to rule the world!!!!…I’m sorry button, I mean we can rule the world!!!!!

A week later Hmm…ruling the world isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…all i do is sit around…and do nothing. Don’t I do that anyways!?!? Aww phooey, forget it presses button. There, the world is back to normal. Now back to doing nothing and meddling with people with my button!!

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean…Wait no. I actually do mean MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!