TalkingBanana

There once was a banana, and he wanted to be eaten like all good bananas. Unfortunately, he spoiled, and was thrown out into a waste basket. Unknowingly, the basket was recently filled with radioactive waste, which somehow formed a mouth, vocal cords, trachea, larynx, and all in this spoiled banana. A hobo picked the newly talking banana from the trash can, and history was made.