Absolutely love the humor and the selection concept, it reminds me of stackers mixed with slots haha :) On that note, maybe a slot reward would be pretty cool? Like pairing 3 same enemies giving a 1.5x loot multiplier, or pairing 4 loot rewards giving the next upgradable version.
5/5
In case anyone was wondering what Davey Jone's Locket does; when you have it, encounters with sirens gives you gems instead of stealing your crew(: Took me a while to notice that.
I just saved an owl from what must be some pretty terrifying spiders if they can catch an owl, and he tells me to meet him on top of the cliff? Could you just carry me to the crying girl instead, I kinda saved you life :)
I'm sorry.. But this seriously seems like a downgrade compared to the first Canoniac.
Multiple features are gone, the physics are sloppier, and worst of all.. I passed the game with just the tornado upgrade within 5 minutes.
I love the original Canoniac, though.
200,000 gold for the final potion! Is it worth it..?
I won't ruin it for you, but let me tell you it's purely cosmetic. If you're saving yup your gold thinking it'll do something awesome to help you, it won't. Just cosmetic. >_< Still awesome though xD
And so, Planetoid Thaddeus, 257 miles wide, bigger than the planet it was to annihilate, came and smote the tiny raptors, in all their pathetic squabbling. >:3
Mine was called, Supermisterawesomekajigallypuffofdoomthatshootsstarsoutofhiseyesandanussometimesbutnotallthetimebecausethatwouldbekindasortaweirdyouknowanywaysireallylovehimandthisishimnameifyoudontlikeitwelltobad, and he was the best dinosaur ever. The end. (:
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