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War of the Web
Jul. 06, 2012
Rating: -12
My belief on Turns is that they were added so people wouldn't shit in their socks.
Mushroom Madness 3
May. 10, 2012
Rating: 8
One has to wonder if there's a national mushroom shortage. Also, who wouldn't love mushroom soup? It adds four drumsticks to your hunger bar.
Johnny Upgrade
Rating: 0
@Teevie: You probably need to upgrade your gun power. A fully-upgraded gun can kill the boss in four hits.
Jacob and the Gyrocopter
Apr. 11, 2012
Rating: -2
Bonk remix + shooter = win.
Burrito Bison Revenge
Apr. 07, 2012
Rating: -4
I won with half the game's upgrades because of sexiness.
Experimental Shooter
Apr. 06, 2012
Rating: 3
No trackpad? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. And beaten, apparently.
Rating: -8
Protip: Having trouble with perfect launches? Just right-click and the game will slow a bit, giving you more time to get a perfect launch.
Kick Out Bieber
Apr. 05, 2012
Personally, I think the baseball player should've yelled "BONK" when he hits Bieber.
Abobo's Big Adventure
Mar. 18, 2012
Rating: 5
Beef is actually a more powerful sword, SolBandgus.
StormWinds 1.5
Feb. 14, 2012
Rating: 303
I figured out the problem with the When Kongregate Attacks badge. For the challenge mission, just die with a positive score.
Get Home
Feb. 13, 2012
I'm guessing the seizure-inducing ending is to show his joy at getting home without usage of the jump/speed/flight chemicals?
Feb. 11, 2012
Rating: -9
The Zelda map looks like a penis.
Cuboy: Cubeture 2
Feb. 04, 2012
Rating: 7
I think in Era 3 that Cuboy should get a creeper outfit.
Hunted Forever
Feb. 03, 2012
Rating: 146
Hmmm... So if the A.S.S. is named so, then the killer robot is called the Huge Object Looming Everywhere?
Jan. 29, 2012
Is it just me, or do the gladiator fights get easier as you move up in the ranks?
It's an easy minigame in general. Next time we're going to make sure there's difficulty settings.
Coinbox Hero
HINT: Coins are worth different amounts. The order of values in least to greatest are bronze, gold, blue, platinum, and then finally dark. Now you know what to expect, so you're ready to go blast the everloving shit out of a coinbox!
Convergence
Jan. 28, 2012
Anyway, is the dinosaur toy supposed to be a reference to Braid?
300 miles to Pigsland
Dec. 30, 2011
Rating: 11
It's no IWBTG, for sure. But, damn, is it hard to go through the entire game without a pig dying or what?
Diamond Hollow II
Dec. 18, 2011
I thought SAGA should've commented on False Dr. Wily in chapter 6.
Concerned Joe
Dec. 11, 2011
Rating: 2
Honestly, I expected the evil voice to be injected with IHTMOID by Joe.
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It's an easy minigame in general. Next time we're going to make sure there's difficulty settings.